Lesson Learner Pillows

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

Illegal Immigrants

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

University of Hard Knocks

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'My French is not so good.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

Moral Values for Dummies

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."