Lesson Seeker Pillows

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

University of Hard Knocks

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Moral Values for Dummies

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Father nails piano lid shut.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.