Life Lesson Learner Pillows

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

"I'm afraid a certificate of hard knocks from the university of life wont get you a job in computers these days."

Diploma from the School of Hard Knocks

Steve, wanting his children to understand life's ups and downs, had their balloons filled with Xenon.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

'Life won't always put a coaster under you, son! Sometimes you sit on a cold, hard surface and you just deal with it!'

"Reality is great for the day to day. But for the really important stuff you need to look elsewhere."

"When you get knocked down, son, don't pick yourself back up. That's what the pinsetter machine is for."

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

We all do stupid things when we're young

"As you get older, son, you'll learn there's more to life than winning. Actually, it's mostly about money."

Graduation day at the school of hard knocks.

'Money isn't everything you know.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'What did you learn at university today?'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

Lust never sleeps.

Panning for gold teaches you a valuable life lesson. Let the unimportant junk just wash away and you're left with the stuff that really matters!

"School of hard knocks"

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"You need to put in 10,000 hours."

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."