Lesson Seeker Gifts

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

University of Hard Knocks

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'What did you learn at university today?'

Moral Values for Dummies

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Father nails piano lid shut.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

Time = $. Time > $.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.