Lesson Taker Gifts

Driving School

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Feel free to take notes."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Better luck next time, kid."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

University of Hard Knocks

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Moral Values for Dummies

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

'What did you learn at university today?'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

How do they know me so well?

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.