Lesson Taker Prints

Driving School

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Feel free to take notes."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Jason and the Aga notes,

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

University of Hard Knocks

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Moral Values for Dummies

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

How do they know me so well?

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Chad cheats death – and would live on to lead a very stupid life.

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.