Lesson Learner Gifts

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'What a day! A million things on my mind, and not one of them turned up on the test.'

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

'My French is not so good.'

University of Hard Knocks

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Moral Values for Dummies

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I learned a new word today.'