Letter Learner Gifts

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Remind me to never again ask him what he learned in school.'

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

University of Hard Knocks

'My French is not so good.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Apparently, there's some sort of language barrier for me when money talks.'

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Modern Studying

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Moral Values for Dummies

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."