Learner Legend Gifts

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

University of Hard Knocks

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Moral Values for Dummies

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.