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Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

University of Hard Knocks

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

Moral Values for Dummies

'What did you learn at university today?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'