Learner Enthusiast Gifts

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Burning the midnight oil.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Children's education

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

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