Learning Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm not being edutained!'

'When you created the world, Lord, did you know that Miss Rabone would be able to fit the whole thing into one geography test?'

Home-Schooling Small Talk...

Learning.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Children's education

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

A Preschool of Fish