Educational Enthusiasts Gifts

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

Parents' Evening: "You're doing really badly..."

"OK, who can tell me why it's important to know stuff."

'This is a great new computer-generated test. It's for first graders, and it tell you which graduate schools they'll qualify for.'

"Maybe there would be more interest if we put up a football game on the large screen."

I will now announce the names of the graduates, in the order of the starting salaries offered to them.

Back To School

PE Dept. PPE Dept

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Super Student

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Children's education