Education Aficionados Gifts

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Children's education

A Preschool of Fish

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Yummy Mummies

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'