Online Learning Enthusiasts Gifts

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Technologies and distance classes

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"A virus ate my homework."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

"So when do we go online?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."