Online Learning Enthusiasts Pillows

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Hanging off every word...

Super Student

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Education Plan

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"So when do we go online?"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."