Online Course Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Technologies and distance classes

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Education.

Internet Name Tags.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

Competition disappears. You'll have the field to yourself!

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."