Online Course Advocate Pillows

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

You'll require a better credit rating before we we can raise the limit on your card.

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

The only guy left who's not online.

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

The online language course got off to a good start...

The Ivies

Vaccinating Children in Cuba

"What this world needs is a Facebook with admission standards."

Student Loan Interest Rates.