Online Course Advocates Pillows

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

Breakout Room

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

The online language course got off to a good start...