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"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

Breakout Room

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

"I recommend less screen time. Except, of course, for our therapy sessions, school, work, staying connected with loved ones, dating, telehealth, yoga instruction, and searching for vaccine appointments."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"Instead of a 2 hour math class, I took an online course, 10 minutes a day for three days, which is like half the time."

The online language course got off to a good start...

"What this world needs is a Facebook with admission standards."