'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'
Distance Learning Advocate Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their study or home office with our pillows celebrating remote education. Designed to inspire and entertain, they’re perfect for any distance learning enthusiast.
"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."
'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'
"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."
'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'
"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."
"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"
"We're home-enlightening him."
University Challenged
Our first day of distance learning started off well.
"Distance Learning"
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"You're not distancing."
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
Teaching from Home
Please School Remotely.
'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'
"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"
"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"
"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."
Long distance education
Breakout Room
"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."
"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."
"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"
'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'
"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."
"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."
'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'
Class Dismissed
New Normal People
"The test results are in for the medical marijuana, and frankly there's nothing there we didn't discover ourselves in college."
Remote learning
The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."
'My correspondence course in mountaineering has arrived.'
Distance Learning Advocate Pillows Collection
Distance Learning Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for distance learning advocates — perfect for coffee breaks in their remote classroom.
Distance Learning Advocate Prints
Browse inspiring prints that honor the dedication of distance learning advocates and brighten up any home or office.
Distance Learning Advocate T-Shirts
Discover fun and meaningful t-shirts that showcase the spirit of remote education and support for distance learning advocates.