Distance Learning Pillows

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"Distance Learning"

'My correspondence course in mountaineering has arrived.'

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

Teaching from Home

Long distance education

Graduating in the Age of COVID

Class Dismissed

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

Nervous Oral Testing

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."