Remote Learning Pillows

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"That's enough, Taylor. Leave my class and log into detention immediately."

"I'm doing my fall semester on-line only -- I changed my major to 'Staying Alive."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Check out this live stream."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

"Distance Learning"