Remote Learning Setup Pillows

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Homeschooling

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Distance Learning"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Check out this live stream."

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Breakout Room

There are lessons to be learned from lockdown

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

Remote learning

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

Home Schooling Day 22...

"Oh well look on the bright side, you'll be a world authority when lockdown is over."