Remote Learning Warrior Pillows

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

Breakout Room

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Remote learning

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Working from home

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"He's working from home."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

"Check out this live stream."

Portable Laptop.

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"