Remote Learning Warrior Pillows

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

Breakout Room

Listen, now that we're doing homeschool, STEM stands for Stop Texting Every Minute.

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

University Challenged

Remote learning

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

Working from home

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"He's working from home."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

Portable Laptop.

"Check out this live stream."