Remote Learning Strategist Pillows

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'That's the bell for round two.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Distance Learning"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Check out this live stream."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Breakout Room

Pick Your Own

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."