Remote Learning Strategist Gifts

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'That's the bell for round two.'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

University Challenged

"Distance Learning"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Check out this live stream."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

Breakout Room

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Pick Your Own

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."