Remote Learning Wizards Gifts

"Oh well look on the bright side, you'll be a world authority when lockdown is over."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

With a bit of creative thinking, meetings with her boss had become the highlight of Joan's day.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"Check out this live stream."

'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

Breakout Room

'Good. That'll make our jobs a lot easier.'

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."