Remote Learning Enthusiast Gifts

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

Education.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

University Challenged

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Check out this live stream."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Please School Remotely.

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

Remote learning