Remote Teaching Aficionado Gifts

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Technologies and distance classes

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I want to work from home!"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Working from Home.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."