Remote Teaching Aficionado Gifts

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Technologies and distance classes

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"I want to work from home!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Working from Home.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

"He gave me an 'F' on my resume."