Remote Work Aficionado Gifts

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing my people miserable."

'Oh yeah, working at home is great, but stealing office supplies isn't as satisfying.'

Zoom Meeting

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"And just to be clear; I don't receive video-meeting invitations. . . I send them!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Office Meeting

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Covid and Restarting School

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Unicorn Working From Home