Remote Work Aficionados Gifts

"Hello? Sharon? Just to let you know that I'm working from home today."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Unicorn Working From Home

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Covid and Restarting School

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

Office Meeting

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"I want to work from home!"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Working from home