Remote Living Aficionados Gifts

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Remote control car breakdown.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'It's a great invention, Mr. Bell, but the ringtone is sort of boring.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

Pop-up neighborhood

"Alexa, can you tell me what the hell I walked into this room for?"

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Court barrister working from home

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Alexa, Alexa, on the shelf, am I still the hottest MILF?

'-not too early,are we?'

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.

"I know the job description said you could work from home but you WERE meant to come in for the interview."

A Mix of Actions Seen and Unseen

"We're closing this department and replacing you with a mobile dating app."

"I don't believe in science."