Remote Hangout Enthusiast Gifts

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"I want to work from home!"

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Remote control wars.

Working from Home.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

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"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Submarine Hunter.

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"You seem very remote."