Virtual Hangout Lover Gifts

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Online Dating for Dummies

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"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'We were matched by computer.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

The Beer Channel.

"We have to stop Meetings like this."

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

For every two new Facebook friends I add, one old one unfriends me. Gee, that's too bad, Al. Actually, it's an improvement.

Cyber Sex

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

The numerous benefits of being at home during lockdown

Twas the night before Christmas, 2020 edition

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

"So what do you think about this coronaviruses thing"

"Mom and dad, I want you to meet my fiance. Nick."

Teleworking was the death of the office party.

"I'm so lonely."

"I don't know why you get so stressed every time you have to sit in front of a camera."