Remote Aficionado Gifts

'No the TV remote is not lost...it's right here in my purse.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I want to work from home!"

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Remote Control Duck

Lazy Rower.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Remote control wars.

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Working from Home.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

Submarine Hunter.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Remote control car breakdown.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"You seem very remote."

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Julian is still adjusting to in-person so he'll call in to this meeting from the back of the room."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.