Remote Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

Today, I announce my resignation from public office to spend more time with my remote.

'Even though it's not stated explicitly, Brother Beatty, you know you shouldn't covet thy neighbor's remote.'

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

TV remotes.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Chef copy robot

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I want to work from home!"

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Lazy Rower.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Remote control wars.

Working from Home.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Submarine Hunter.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Remote control car breakdown.

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'