Remote Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

'Even though it's not stated explicitly, Brother Beatty, you know you shouldn't covet thy neighbor's remote.'

"It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife."

TV remotes.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Chef copy robot

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I want to work from home!"

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Working from Home.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Remote control car breakdown.

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Submarine Hunter.

'If we set a precedent here the whole company will want to work from home.'

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You seem very remote."