Remote Control Hobbyist Pillows

Ship and mine

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote Control Duck

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You seem very remote."

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

The Power of 3D Glasses.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

2016 Policlicks

'Does it have a remote control?'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.

'See, it has remote control.'

Drone Fly Trap