Remote Control Hobbies Pillows

Remote control sheep

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Lazy Rower.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"You seem very remote."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

2016 Policlicks

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.