Remote Control Enthusiasts Pillows

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.

'-not too early,are we?'

Remote control car breakdown.

'Dear Santa, There are millions of poor and starving children in the world...so I would like you to bring them food and clean water this Christmas...I already have enough food and water so I just need a remote control car.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Chef copy robot

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Submarine Hunter.

"I am a control freak."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"You seem very remote."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

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