Remote Control Enthusiasts Pillows

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.

'-not too early,are we?'

Remote control car breakdown.

'Dear Santa, There are millions of poor and starving children in the world...so I would like you to bring them food and clean water this Christmas...I already have enough food and water so I just need a remote control car.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Chef copy robot

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

Submarine Hunter.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

2016 Policlicks

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.