Remote Control Connoisseur Pillows

Man to TV: 'I love you!'

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Submarine Hunter.

Charles Dickens.

Remote control car breakdown.

Bleak House

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark