Control Connoisseur Pillows

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Would you say you are a very controlling person?'

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

S**t Threw a Goose

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

In need of a wash...

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"Nobody takes Tolstoy seriously anymore."

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."