Case Connoisseur Pillows

"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

A stripe of stockbrokers

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

Rishi Sunak

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'

'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Thumbs Up Banker

"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'