"You should feel honoured. I don't sue anyone."
Case Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for your case connoisseur? Discover our collection of humorous and thoughtful items tailored for craft beer enthusiasts. Whether they enjoy sampling different brews or collecting rare bottles, these gifts celebrate their passion with a touch of wit and charm. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just because, our products are designed to bring a smile to every beer lover’s face and showcase their appreciation for the art of brewing.
This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'
He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'
File Cabinets for Perfectionists
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Moliere
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers
Bleak House
A stripe of stockbrokers
Charles Dickens.
C Day Lewis.
'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'
'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.
"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."
Rishi Sunak
"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."
The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark
'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'
"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"
Book Store. I'm looking for a book on remodeling kitchen cabinets. Ah --- A "shelf-improvement" book!
NBA on strike.
'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'
'I like your style. I think we can do business together.'
Sergei Rachmaninov
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
"Of course, it's near priceless in style dollars."
"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."
'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'
Case Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Case Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for case connoisseurs and craft beer lovers. Find the perfect witty or heartfelt mug to suit their taste.
Case Connoisseur Pillows
Add some fun to any room with our cozy pillows for craft beer lovers. Perfect for loungers or home bars with a sense of humor.
Case Connoisseur Prints
Decorate your craft beer lover’s space with our creative prints featuring beer-inspired artwork and witty slogans. Ideal for framing and gifting.
Case Connoisseur T-Shirts
Looking for a gift that a craft beer enthusiast will wear proudly? Check out our humorous and stylish t-shirts made for case connoisseurs.