Choice Connoisseur Gifts

Does the choice connoisseur in your life love making the perfect pick? Our curated selection offers humorous and thoughtful products that celebrate their fine-tuned taste, making each gift a testament to their discerning nature. Whether it's for a friend who always knows what to choose or a loved one with an eye for quality, these gifts are designed to delight and amuse.

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"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?" mockup

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The First Annual Game Show Week.

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'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?' mockup

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?" mockup

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

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Satis Factory Tour

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Moliere

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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught." mockup

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

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"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!" mockup

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

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Charles Dickens.

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Bleak House

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it." mockup

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

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"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore." mockup

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?" mockup

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

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"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'." mockup

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

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'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.' mockup

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark mockup

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

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"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."

"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal." mockup

"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."

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When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville! mockup

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

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Sergei Rachmaninov

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"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!" mockup

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

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"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware." mockup

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

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"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?" mockup

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

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"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

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'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.' mockup

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

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"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay." mockup

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

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A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.' mockup

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

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'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

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'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.' mockup

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

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"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

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Choice Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Choice Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for choice connoisseurs—wit and style in every sip.

Choice Connoisseur Pillows

Our pillows honor the choice connoisseur’s sharp taste with witty designs—perfect for home comfort and style.

Choice Connoisseur Prints

Decorate with prints that showcase their discerning eye—charming, clever, and full of personality.

Choice Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts crafted for those who love making and celebrating the best choices—fun and fashionable.