"Rather than settle for the lesser of two evils, we decided to introduce a third evil."
Decision Connoisseur Gifts
If you pride yourself on making the right choice every time, or know someone who does, our decision connoisseur collection offers clever and stylish items that celebrate the art of good judgment. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, find the perfect way to honor their discerning taste.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'
Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.
'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'
'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'
"I might just get a pie."
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
Man frozen in portrait pose.
Fork in the trail.
"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."
"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"
Moliere
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
Bleak House
Charles Dickens.
C Day Lewis.
" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."
Illogic Tree
'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"
'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'
'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'
I hear you are good at making snap decisions.
"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."
'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'
"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"
Enter. Exit. Your Choice
'Middle managers play tennis.'
'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'
'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'
Left and Right: Please be consistent.
'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'
The Do/Don't Decision Makers.
A man's health care options.
Decision Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Decision Connoisseur Mugs
Discover a range of decision connoisseur mugs that blend humor and style—perfect for brightening their mornings with a clever twist.
Decision Connoisseur Pillows
Find the ideal decision connoisseur pillows to add humor and personality to any living space or office.
Decision Connoisseur Prints
Check out our decision connoisseur prints, a smart way to frame their discerning taste and love for clever decision-making.
Decision Connoisseur T-Shirts
Explore our decision connoisseur t-shirts, crafted to celebrate confident choices with witty slogans and fashionable designs.