"I might just get a pie."
Decision Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for the decisive individual who takes thrill in making choices? Our collection for decision aficionados features witty, creative items such as mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their love for decision-making. Perfect for friends, family, or yourself, these products add a humorous touch to the art of choosing and remind us to enjoy every decision along the way.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'
"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
Election 2020
Fork in the trail.
"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."
"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"
The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
Illogic Tree
"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."
'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'
'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'
"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."
I hear you are good at making snap decisions.
'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'
Enter. Exit. Your Choice
'Middle managers play tennis.'
'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'
'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'
Left and Right: Please be consistent.
Dynamic Decision Makers: Will Probably Be back in an Hour or so
The Do/Don't Decision Makers.
A man's health care options.
Question man
'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'
I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.
"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"
'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'
Digital or analog elevators.
No Coin Flipping
Tasting Zoo
"A big decision has to be made. Assemble all my 'yes' men."
'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'
Decision Aficionados Gifts Collection
Decision Aficionados Mugs
Explore our full collection of decision-making humor with mugs designed to cheering on the discerning and decisive in you.
Decision Aficionados Pillows
Find the perfect pillow that combines comfort and cleverness—ideal for decision lovers wanting to add personality to their space.
Decision Aficionados Prints
Browse our collection of witty prints that celebrate decision-making—ideal for inspiring and amusing the decision aficionados.
Decision Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover more humorous and stylish t-shirts for those who love making choices—everything from witty slogans to bold statements.