Decision Connoisseur Pillows

"Rather than settle for the lesser of two evils, we decided to introduce a third evil."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I might just get a pie."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

Moliere

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Illogic Tree

Charles Dickens.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man