Choice Connoisseur Prints

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Your baseball card has more value than you do.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Sorry we're taking so long, but it's the first time he's ever seen a menu that didn't offer a happy meal."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

Sergei Rachmaninov

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

'Don't look now, but Cain and Abel messed up your 'Natural Selection' program.'

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."